Bon Coup

avatarstateyipyip:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

lowtax:

if chewbacca was tsundere he would be named youbaka

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

mirandacosgrove:

shavingryansprivates:

do you think one direction gangbanged miranda cosgrove

;)

papermochi:

You know what I don’t understand?
That really skinny censor bar that only covers up like 1/100th of the penis in mangas

illegalizekpop:

why is minho still in shinee

beyoncebeytwice:

1612th2:

hey

better be careful you remember what happened the last time you said hey to someone

idonthaveanyideawhatablogis:

minmo:

t1nk:

It funny how parents can be rude to their children and give them the silent treatment but the children can not do the same.

We’ve been raised by Hippocrates.

“go to your room you little dick”

awesomecoolwhip:

Plz.

chrisevansbooty:

omfg i just opened itunes and SOMEONE DID THIS TO MY 1D PLAYLIST

groovymuttations:

“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on

aleium:

schakerin:

whitegirlblogger:

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    ♥           ♥   ♥              ♥
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      ♡           no            ♡
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    ♥           ♥   ♥              ♥
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      ♡          ok             ♡
         ♥                    ♥
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pancakestein:

arcticmonkeysphile:

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

Im gonna cry too!!!! Pluto we dont care if ur a dwarf!